Tuesday, February 14, 2006

The Big Bang: Just a Theory, Not a Fact

Apparently, the Bush Administration, in its laudable effort to turn back the tide against the communist-fascist-liberal-homosexual-secularist tradition has turned its sights against that shibboleth of the "scientific" establishment: the Big Bang.

As George C. Deutsch, a 24-year old political appointee informed a designer of the NASA webpage, "the Big Bang is not proven fact, just an opinion." He thus directed the designer to refer to the Big Bang as a theory throughout the webpage.

I fully applaud these reforms. Obviously, these so-called "scientists," as they like to call themselves, shouldn't spread their disgusting liberal orthodoxy by suggesting the universe is 14 billion years old and that universe was a product of a "bang," whether big or small.

Not to say that I am against NASA officials publishing facts on their webpage. Clearly, if they would just admit the Earth was created 6,000 years ago and placed in the middle of the universe by a divine creato- I mean intelligent designer, everything would be cool.

Now, if only the Bush administration will reform the so-called psychiatric community. Clearly, homosexuality is a psychotic disorder that can only be cured by drilling a hole in the person's head and letting the evil spirit out of the sodomite's head.

For the rest of the article about the NASA reforms, click here.


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